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Monday, January 30, 2006

Recognize an alien in 10 easy steps 

Recognize an Alien in 10 easy steps

Mankind has always tried to find an effective way to discover the alien nature concealed in apparently terrestrial beings. I bet my spaceship that all of you sooner or later in your lives (this includes this very moment so I win my bet anyway 0-P ) have asked yourselves if YOU were ETs or there was some kind of extraterrestrial thing about yourselves.

As the merciful alieness I am upon the human nature and since I am helplessly in love with a wonderful and very handsome human male (at least he seems so, I have my doubts, tho) I will share with you this 10 easy ways to find out if you or someone you know is actually an alien.

Rule #1: Aliens have their thumbs curled as in my photograph above. Humans cannot curl their thumbs that way.

Rule #2: Aliens use no necklaces, body piercings, neither earings, nor toerings. And no make up. However, you will see that there is ONE very special thing they always wear. (this is a wi-fi device to stay connected) Note that some aliens use a misleading ring pretending they are married people. I use this

Rule 1 and 2 are SINE QUA NON to be an alien. The following are to match in a 70% to have strong chances of being in front of an ET creature:

Rule #3: aliens are difficult to be photographed

Rule #4: Aliens call themselves as such.

Rule #5: Aliens feel represented with this smiley

Rule #6: Aliens are always near meteor craters or other evidences of ET activity.

Rule #7: Aliens see aliens... everywhere and "don´t panic"

Rule #8: Aliens have other aliens as friends.

Rule #9: Aliens disguise as "aliens" at halloween parties.

Rule #10: Finally, aliens are commonly surronded and followed by weird and wild creatures

Note: Thanks to ivo and jur whose shots have helped me this guide. It doesn´t mean that they are aliens themselves since we don´t know yet if they meet rules 1 and 2.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

My Web Design Website Updating... 

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Ok. It happens...

Enlgish: My webdesign and internet services website is under update process. I could have made it keeping the old version online (in fact it is online, but not accessible from the front page). I prefered to make this pause and revamp it full features.

Anyway, the screenshot I reproduce here, which is now online, is the actual homepage of the new version. There you have an introduction to my work and services. You can contact me through email info@giselagiardino.com.ar in the meantime if you have questions, need a quote or need further assistance. Thank you, and apologises for the inconveniences.

Prospect relaunch date: before January 15. I hope.


Spanish: My sitio de diseño web y servicios de internet está en proceso de actualización. Podría haber hecho esto offline, manteniendo la versión anterior, pero preferí hacer esta pausa y relanzarlo completo.

De todas maneras, la toma de pantalla que reproduzco aquí, la cual está online en la página de inicio de mi sitio web, es la verdadera homepage del nuevo sitio. Allí se encuentra ya introducción a mi trabajo y servicios. Puede contactarme por email a info@giselagiardino.com.ar mientras tanto, si tiene preguntas, necesita un presupuesto o demás asistencia. Gracias y disculpas por los inconvenientes.

Fecha de relanzamiento prevista: Antes del 15 de Enero. Espero.


Monday, January 02, 2006

colorful new year 

Gisela Giardino 2006

Feliz Año nuevo. Happy New year. Einstein used to say that madness is to expect different results from doing the same things, so I began the year with a coloful wig to see if something changes. At least nobody will say that if something goes wrong was because I hadn´t put my wig on in time.

I´ll keep you updated with the outcomes... as they unfold. ;-)

Best wishes to you all who may happen to read this. Be happy.

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