Monday, January 30, 2006
Mankind has always tried to find an effective way to discover the alien nature concealed in apparently terrestrial beings. I bet my spaceship that all of you sooner or later in your lives (this includes this very moment so I win my bet anyway 0-P ) have asked yourselves if YOU were ETs or there was some kind of extraterrestrial thing about yourselves.
As the merciful alieness I am upon the human nature and since I am helplessly in love with a wonderful and very handsome human male (at least he seems so, I have my doubts, tho) I will share with you this 10 easy ways to find out if you or someone you know is actually an alien.
Rule #1: Aliens have their thumbs curled as in my photograph above. Humans cannot curl their thumbs that way.
Rule #2: Aliens use no necklaces, body piercings, neither earings, nor toerings. And no make up. However, you will see that there is ONE very special thing they always wear. (this is a wi-fi device to stay connected) Note that some aliens use a misleading ring pretending they are married people. I use this
Rule 1 and 2 are SINE QUA NON to be an alien. The following are to match in a 70% to have strong chances of being in front of an ET creature:
Rule #3: aliens are difficult to be photographed
Rule #4: Aliens call themselves as such.
Rule #5: Aliens feel represented with this smiley
Rule #6: Aliens are always near meteor craters or other evidences of ET activity.
Rule #7: Aliens see aliens... everywhere and "don´t panic"
Rule #8: Aliens have other aliens as friends.
Rule #9: Aliens disguise as "aliens" at halloween parties.
Rule #10: Finally, aliens are commonly surronded and followed by weird and wild creatures
Note: Thanks to ivo and jur whose shots have helped me this guide. It doesn´t mean that they are aliens themselves since we don´t know yet if they meet rules 1 and 2.
Some aliens undergone plastic surgery so they are undetectable by such an obvious trait. Those crypto-aliens are really the worst.
Do panic please
(Regarding the Picture... it´s difficult to panic in front of such cute guy!!!) :D
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